Sensei La Dew,
The love of my life, Kelly, is obsessed with you. Though her fixation worries me as the alpha male in her life, I cannot deny that the joy you bring her is real and I must thank you for conjuring that magnificent smile and intoxicating laugh whenever one of your videos finds its way to her. For her birthday she has asked but for one simple thing. A birthday message from you. I am putting aside the conflict within me to appease her request, though you should know that I do not participate in this form of cuckoldry lightly.
How do I relay her magnificence in one message? For starters she is pure of heart and kind of tongue. Her knowledge of Japanese manga and anime constantly amazes me (current and lifelong loves include Paradise Kiss/Nana, Inuyasha, Mob Psycho, Chainsaw Man, My Dress Up Darling, and Demon Slayer to name a few). Her skills in the fibre arts allow her to remake herself in the likeness of any character she wishes, from Animal Crossing's Daisy Mae (which featured in Entertainment Weekly's coverage of Anime Central 2022) to a lovely shire hobbit for the Bristol Renaissance Faire. When she is not hard at work at whatever craft has struck her fancy she is usually cuddling with our felines Olive and Jiji. She is a hairstylist by trade and her skills with a blade (shears?) keep her chair occupied by many men, women, and children in the Chicago area.
This Sunday the 9th we will be celebrating her 33rd birthday with a small gathering of friends centered around a lasagna and a refreshing punch of Kelly's own concoction (no tendies unfortunately). I hope to relay your message to her by then.
(is this enough to work with? lemme know if you need any other info! Thanks!!)
Kelly photos/cosplay/fibre stuff @ https://www.instagram.com/bugs4bells/